Snorlax in the Wild
Snorlax is typically seen sleeping, although if you happen to stumble across a slumbering one, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. He is simply resting up so he can kick your ass.
When Snorlax isn't sleeping or owning everything in sight, he eats. He will eat everything around him, including trees, grass, and his favorite thing to eat: you.
Snorlax in Action
There is no battle with Snorlax, it's more like him-beating-you-unless-you-happen-to-have-hax-on-your-side. If a br challenges you and happens to have Snorlax, it's best to just forfeit (that is, if you want to live.)
Even if you own a GodlyPenis, you need to be on constant alert. There's no stopping him when he's horny or otherwise. As stated before, he will fuck anyt-
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