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Magikarp, also knows as Uberkarp, Epicarp, or HOLY-JESUS-MOTHER-FUCKING-CHRIST-STICKS-IT'S-COMING-TOWARDS-US-RUN-carp, is even moar godly than God.

ITS POWER LEVELS

Magikarp's power comes from Splash, which gets ITS power from a combonation of overused memes. Let's take a look. 9000x/3^1337pie WHEN x > 1.
MagiSHOOP

I C A OLD ROD


Magikarp in battle

And the Lord did say 3 things. First, Atheist Pikachu shallst be smitethed. Second, Cel shallst be where much fat resides. And Third, The Karp of Magi shall forever splash in a puddle of thy enemy's blood.

Pokedex of Revelations, 13:37

Magikarp in the Wild

One might ask, 'lolso whre is ths poogerman of whch joo speek?" Look around retard - they're fucking everywhere. Use your Old Rod in any place that's wet and you'll get one. On Route 23, 23874928, 324982965293749, even in Chrisie's Cock.

Get my name right next time, Ray X.

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